Little Johnny’s teacher assigned the students to write a story with a good “moral of the story.”
The next day little Johnny tells his story…. “My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
On the way down he drank the whiskey. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”
Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story….Johnny replies, “Yeah… don’t fuck with my dad when he’s been drinking!”
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