A man finds himself in a jungle surrounded by cannibals.Seeing no possible way to escape, he says to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed!”
Suddenly a light shines down from the heavens upon the man and he hears the voice of God, and God says, “No my son. You’re not screwed. You see the rock on the ground next to you? The pointy one? Take it and throw it as hard as you can at their leader.”
So, gathering his courage, the man grabs the rock as he was told and throws it with all his might at their leader. The rock soars through the air with uncanny speed and accuracy and bashes the leader square in between the eyes, instantly killing him. As his body drops to the ground the rest of the cannibals stare in disbelief, jaws dropped and eyes darting back and forth between the man and their fallen leader.
Just then the light shines back down upon the man and he hears the voice of God again, and God says, “NOW you’re screwed!”
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