A man went to the doctor with a horrible itch in his ass. After an examination, the doctor gave him his diagnosis:

– You have an enormous tapeworm in there. This is not a matter of normal treatment, so my advice to you is to insert a boiled egg in your anus followed by a gummy bear. Call me tomorrow.

The man did as the doctor said. However, the itch did not go away, and when he woke up that morning, it was even worse than before. So he called the doctor:

– The treatment you gave me did not work, my itch in my ass is even worse now!

– Don’t worry, it will. Repeat the same procedure today and call me tomorrow.

The man did once again shove a boiled egg and a gummy bear up his ass. But when he woke up the next morning, his itch was worse than ever. He called the doctor once again:

– What kind of doctor are you? Every time I’ve done as you told me, my itch has only gotten worse!
– Don’t worry. Boil another egg, but bring it to my office, and take a hammer along with you.
The man, who could barely walk because of his pain, did as the doctor said.

When he came to the doctor’s office, the doctor told him to lie down and spread his legs. The doctor then proceeded to shove the boiled egg up the man’s ass. He waited a while before the tapeworm came out saying:
– Hey! Why didn’t I get a gummy bear this time?

And BAM! The doctor slammed the tapeworm with the hammer and killed it.

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