An engineer dies and goes up to heaven
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An engineer dies and goes up to heaven

An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter says to the engineer “Sorry pal, you’re not on the list. You can’t get into heaven.” The engineer says “Wait a minute, I always donated to charity, my wife and I raised two orphans we adopted, I attended church regularly, what do you mean I’m not on the list to get into heaven?” St. Peter says “Look I don’t make the rules, you’re not on the list, that means you go to hell.”

The engineer goes down to hell and introduces himself, gets to know the devil and says “Hey I could make a few changes to make things more comfortable down here.” He installs a state-of-the-art air conditioning system and all of a sudden it’s a pleasant 68 degrees F in Hell. God looks down and realizes he must have made a mistake and given St Peter the wrong list.

God says to the Devil, send me back that engineer. I made a mistake, he belongs in heaven. The devil says forget about it, this guy’s great, I’m not giving him up. God says “Oh yeah? You send him back up right now, or I’ll sue!”

The devil says to God “Oh yeah? And where are YOU gonna get a lawyer?”

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