Joke of the Day – Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant She does not have: Major league hooters She is: Pectorally Superior She does not have: A Great Tan She is: Pigmentally Enhanced You do not want to: Score or pick her up You want to: Attempt [...]