After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didnâ€™t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, â€œI may not be the smartest man, but I donâ€™t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me â€” I donâ€™t want to go deaf!â€
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldnâ€™t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count, â€œ1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .â€, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand .
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