Joke of the Day: Cowboy at Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas and orders three beers. He sits at the bar, drinking a sip out of each glass in turn.

This goes on for a few weeks till the bartender says ” You know beer goes flat after pouring – why don’t you just buy them one at a time?”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Nevada, the other is in New York . When they left our home we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

One day, he comes in and only orders two beers. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife made me quit drinking but it hasn’t affected my brothers though.”


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Joke of the Day: Training 3 blonde women

A police officer was tasked to train three blonde women to become detectives.

He showed them a picture of a man for five seconds before asking the first blonde how she would recognize him in the streets. “Oh, that’s easy! He only has one eye!”

The police officer exclaimed: “Are you stupid? He doesn’t have one eye, the picture is the profile of the man!”

Clearly furious by that answer, he asked the second blonde the same question.

“Oh, well… I’d recognize him because he only has one ear”.

The police officer was damn furious and let out a loud sigh before asking the third blonde, and he urged her to at least think through the answer before answering.

“I’d recognize him because he wears contact lenses”, she said.

The police officer, somewhat clearly caught off guard by that answer was curious to see if she was right or not. So she called the photographer from the model agency from where the picture was obtained and asked the photographer for the model’s phone number.

Surely enough, he called the model and the model confirmed that he was wearing contact lenses when the picture was taken.

“That’s amazing!”, he told the third blonde. “How in the world did you know that he was wearing contact lenses?”

“Well,” said the third blonde, “he can’t wear glasses since he only has one eye and one ear”.

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Joke of the Day: Dale & Dugly

One morning Dale was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Dugly pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Dale looks at him, and asks “what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?” Dugly replies “I’m going duck hunting! You wanna come?” “You can’t hunt ducks with duct tape, and no I ain’t coming” replied Dale. So Dugly leaves. Later in the day Dale sees Dugly fly by in his boat, and low and behold its full of ducks. “Well i’ll be damned!” says Dale.

The next morning as Dale is enjoying the sunrise, Dugly pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Dale says “Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?” “Yep, you wanna come?” says Dugly. “You can’t catch gators with gatorade…No I ain’t coming!” So Dugly leaves. Later that day Dale sees Dugly fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. “Well i’ll be damned!” says Dale.

The next morning as Dale is enjoying the sunrise, Dugly pulls up in his boat agian…this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Dale thinks for a second and says…”Hold on let me get my hat”


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Joke of the Day: Americans and Russian Dog Fight

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side’s dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it’s cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it’s cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund’s neck, the Dachshund opened it’s mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. “We don’t understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.”

“That’s nothing”, an American replied. “Do you know how hard it is to make an alligator look like a Dachshund


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