Joke of the Day: In a cab

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’ She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do a about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’ The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’ ‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’ The nun says, ‘That’s OK…… My name is Gary and I’m going to a Halloween party.’


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Joke of the Day: Pull Twice

“Honey, I know we’re both shy about all this sex stuff. That’s normal at the beginning of a marriage. So to make things easier, if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull my nipple twice. If you don’t want any, just pull it once. Deal?”

“Deal. And if you want to have sex with me, just pull my penis twice. And if you don’t want sex, just pull it 155 times.”


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Joke of the Day: The Giant Cigarette Lighter

A guy walks into a bar and sits beside another guy and immediately notices he has a giant Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says “Wow! That’s a huge lighter! Where’d you get it?” The other guy replies, “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish.”

“Cool! Can I try it?”


The first guy rubs the bottle and a genie appears. “You are granted one wish” says the genie.

The guy replies excitedly, “I want a million bucks!”

“Your wish is granted.” And the genie disappears.

A few minutes pass and then suddenly the bar door swings open and in pour ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks fall over each other and fill up the bar.

“I can’t believe this!” says the guy who just made his wish, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

The second guy responds, “Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?”


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Joke of the Day: Smart Dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it’s his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, “How many pounds?”

The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.

He then said, “Anything else?”

The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, “How many?”

The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog’s neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, “That’s a really smart dog you have there.”

The owner said, “He’s not that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key.”


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