Joke of the Day: Tax time at the Synagogue
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Joke of the Day: Tax time at the Synagogue

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked. “A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.” “Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he’d try another question, in his obnoxious way…”Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?” “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.”Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?” “Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue.” “Internal Revenue!,” questioned the auditor in disbelief. “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, “Internal Revenue. And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you.”

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Joke of the Day: New bull
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Joke of the Day: New bull

Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull.

The first bull, the biggest and strongest of the group, says “He’s in for a surprise when he gets here. I’ll be damned if he thinks he can take any of my 500 cows.”

The second bull chimes in, “I know that’s right. He’s not touching any of my 250 cows.”

The third bull, the youngest of the bunch, pipes up and says “I’ve only been here a year, I know I’m not as big and strong as you guys but I’ve earned my 10 cows and he’s not getting a single one!”

About this time, a large truck pulling a trailer backs in to the ranch and begins to unload a 4,000 pound monster of a bull. He is so big that the steel ramp is bending with every step he takes.

The youngest bull begins huffing and grunting and scraping the ground with his foot. The oldest bull looks at him and says “Son, use your head. Give up a few cows and live to tell about it.”

The youngest bull replies “Hell, he can have all of my cows, I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull!”

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Joke of the Day: Polish Jokes
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Joke of the Day: Polish Jokes

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

“Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”

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A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he’s got a terrific Polish joke to tell.

But before he can start, the Barkeeper says, “Hold it right there buddy, I’m Polish.”

And the guy says, “ok, I’ll tell it very, very slowly”

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Joke of the Day: Gynecologist changes profession
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Joke of the Day: Gynecologist changes profession

The Gynecologist had become fed up with his job and decided to change professions.

One day after seeing an advertisement for an auto mechanic school on TV, he decided to sign up.

The Dr studied very hard and gave it the same level of excellence as he did when practicing medicine.

The day of the final exam came. The Dr had to completely rebuild an engine, which he did in record time. When the grades were posted, he was surprised to see that he had achieved a score of 125%. Curious, he spoke to his teacher.

“I don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but how can I have gotten a score above 100%?” he asked.

“Well” said the instructor, ‘You took the engine apart perfectly, that accounts for 50% of the grade, you put it back together flawlessly, that accounts for 50% or the grade. The extra 25% is because never in my career have I seen that all done through a four inch exhaust pipe!”

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