3 frogs get arrested
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3 frogs get arrested

The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, “What’s your name?”

“Frog,” he replies.

“What did you do?” “I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor.”

With that, the judge lets him go.

The second frog goes in. “What’s your name?” asks the judge.

“Frog Frog.” “What were you doing?”

“I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir.”

With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in.

The judge says, “Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog.”

The frog says, “No, my name’s Bubbles.”

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i had it all
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i had it all

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed.

I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym and the library.
“I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. ”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? ”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was granted parole.”

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The Priest and the Frog
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The Priest and the Frog

One fine sunny morning, the irish priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.

“What’s wrong with you?” said the irish priest.

“Well,” said the frog, “the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn’t always a frog.”

“Really!” said the irish priest. “Can you explain!”

“Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. ‘Let me pass!’ I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you.”

“That’s an incredible story.” said the irish priest. “Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?.”

“Yes” said the frog, “It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good nights sleep would wake up a boy once again.”
“Today’s your lucky day!” said the irish priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The irish priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the irish priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed,

And that your honor is the case for the Defense……. ”

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Redhead, Brunette and a Blonde
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Redhead, Brunette and a Blonde

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know if they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break,the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again,and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. “No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.

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