Joke of the Day – Old News
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Joke of the Day – Old News

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.

“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”

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Joke of the Day – the blonde and the t.v….
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Joke of the Day – the blonde and the t.v….

so this blonde goes to a store and says “can i get that tv” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. so the blonde goes back home and dies her hair red. then she goes to the store and askes for the t.v the manager say “no mam we dont sell to blondes”. then she goes home again and dies her hair brown. she goes back and asks again for the t.v. the manager again says “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. she goes home one last time and shaves her hair off. she returns to the store for the last time and says “can i buy that t.v.” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. then the blonde says: “i’ve asked for the t.v as a blonde then i died it red, went home and died it brown, you still said no so i shaved all my hair off! why can’t i have that t.v” well the manager says: ” bacause we don’t sell to blondes for one and for two that is a microwave mam!

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Joke of the Day – don’t understand
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Joke of the Day – don’t understand

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So te host tells then they’re joke then they begin waking.the brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke

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Joke of the Day – swimming
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Joke of the Day – swimming

Ok so there are a blonde a red head and a brunette and they are all stranded on a dessert island and the red head says im never getting out of here so she swims 1/2 way there and drowns and then the brunette thinks the red head got there so she swims 1/2 way there and drowns so the blonde goes and is almost at the shore and says im tired and swims back

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