Joke of the Day: Car full of penguins
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Joke of the Day: Car full of penguins

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.

He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!”

The man does that.

The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. “Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”

“I did,” replies the man. “We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!”

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Joke of the Day:  3 guys walk into a bar
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Joke of the Day: 3 guys walk into a bar

3 guys walk into a bar

The first guy says “I have got the smallest arm in? the world”

The second guy “I have the smallest head in the world”

The third guy “I have got the smallest d*ck in the world”

The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records

The first guy comes back and says “I really do have? the smallest? arm in the world”

The second guy comes back and says “Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world”

The third guy comes back angry ” Who the FUCK is ROBERT PATTINSON?

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Joke of the Day: ugly baby
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Joke of the Day: ugly baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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