So the new guy is being shown around the offshore oil rig. And while being fascinated by the ship and machinery, he nervously asks the old-timer, “We’re going to be out here for over month, and I don’t see any women. Not one. What do we when we get horny?”
The old timer nods knowingly and says, “Well son, see that barrel over there in the corner? When the urge strikes you and you really can’t contain yourself, walk on over there, put your dick in hole on the side of the barrel: the barrel will take care of the rest. No shame here on the oil rig when it comes to the barrel. Just remember, you can use the barrel any day but Sunday.”
The new guy laughs and doesn’t think about the barrel again that morning. A day goes by on the oil rig, then another, and the new guy is starting to get a little randy, Well, that afternoon he’s over scrubbing and cleaning by the barrel. He starts to feel a little blood flow, looks around to see no one is about, and says ‘why not?’ to himself.
Down goes the zipper of his coveralls and he pops his dick into the hole on the barrel. The barrel starts giving him the best blowjob he’s ever had and he’s in bliss as his eyes roll back into his head.
An hour later he runs back to the barrel for round two.
That evening in the galley, the new guy excitedly sits down next to the old-timer, “I used the barrel twice and it was great! I’m going to use it every day now! No more frustrations on this old oil rig!” and smiles to himself.
The old-timer looks over his plate of food at the new guy and sternly lectures, “You mean every day except Sunday.”
“Why cant I use it on Sundays?” asks the new guy.
The old-timer looks the new guy straight in the eye and gives him a wink. “Sunday is your turn to sit in the barrel.”
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