Mohammad goes to his new school
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Mohammad goes to his new school

Mohammad goes to his new school after moving to Dublin

“What’s your name?”, asked the teacher.

“Mohammad,” he replied.

“You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Mike.”

Mohammad returned home after school.

“How was your day, Mohammad?”, his mother asked.

“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

“Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!”

And his mother beat the crap out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the crap out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
“What happened to you, Mike?”, she asked.

“Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two damn Arabs.”

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Jay and Tim wanted a drink real bad
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Jay and Tim wanted a drink real bad

Jay and Tim wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them. Jay had an idea. He bought a large sausage.

They went into a pub and ordered 4 drinks each. Jay said, “Don’t worry, I have a plan. I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it in your mouth. The bartender will get mad and throw us out.” They did exactly that, and sure enough, the bartender threw them out of the Pub.

They then went from pub to pub, had free drinks, and each & every time, they were thrown out. By the time they got to the 10th pub, Tim said, “I can’t do this anymore, I am drunk & my knees are killing me.” Jay replied, “How do you think I feel.. I can’t even remember at which pub I lost the Sausage!!

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Three pilots died on Christmas Eve
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Three pilots died on Christmas Eve

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he said.

It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.

The Navy C-2 pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

Saint Peter said, ‘they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.

The Air Force fighter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’

He replied, ‘These are Carols.’

And So The Christmas Season Begins. . .

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Question from a 3 year old
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Question from a 3 year old

My 3 year old girl asked me

“Where does poo come from?”

I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation.

So I said, “You just ate breakfast, yes?”

“Yes.” she replied.

“Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.”

She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?”

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