French woman and a Spanish man
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French woman and a Spanish man

A French woman and a Spanish man had recently gotten married and moved to Spain.

The woman could not speak Spanish so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a
little and show her thighs which the seller understood.

One day, she wanted to buy bananas so she brought her husband with him.
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As her husband could speak Spanish.

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Cut off by a taxi driver
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Cut off by a taxi driver

I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said “How much to the station ?” “$25” said the driver. “And how much for a blow job ?” I asked him.

“That’s disgusting” he said “Get out of my cab” I got in the second taxi and said “How much to the station ?”. “$25” said the driver. “And how much for a blow job ?” I asked him. “I’m not having any of that” he said “Get out of my cab” I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.

“How much to the station ?”. “$25” said the driver. “Ok” I said “Let’s go” As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!

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Gifted a pet parrot
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Gifted a pet parrot

A man was once gifted a pet parrot. The parrot was beautiful, and trained to talk by its previous owners. Unfortunately, it only swore loudly and angrily whenever it wanted attention.

To try to stop this, he put the parrot in a box. The man told the parrot, “I am putting you in this box because you wont stop swearing.” For the entire 30 minutes, the parrot swore loudly at the man.

Then the man put the parrot in the closet. “I am putting you in this closet because you wont stop swearing.” For the entire 30 minutes, the parrot swore louder at the man.

Then he put it in the garage for 30 minutes. “I am putting you in the garage, because you wont stop swearing.” The parrot swore so loud, the neighbours could hear.

Finally, the man had enough. “This is the last straw! I am putting you in the fridge, you have been a bad bird!” He put the parrot in the fridge for 10 minutes, before returning to get it out.

When he opened the door, the parrot was seated politely, wide eyed, and apologized. The man asked the bird why he suddenly stopped.

The parrot looked to the left at the man’s dinner tonight. “Did the chicken swear too?”
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Guy giving a lecture, on the paranormal
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Guy giving a lecture, on the paranormal

Guy giving a lecture, on the paranormal….

Guy: “How many people believe in Ghosts?”

About 60 hands go up.

“How many have seen a ghost?”

About 15 hands go up.

“How many have spoken to a ghost?”

3 hands go up.

“How many have had sex with a ghost?”

One hand goes up, Paddy right at the back.

Guy says to Paddy, I have been doing this for 40 years and you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost.

Come forward and explain.

Paddy says, “sorry I couldn’t hear you from the back, I thought you said goats.”

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