A guy is taking a dump
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A guy is taking a dump

A guy is taking a dump in a public bathroom

When suddenly, he hears “Hello” from the next stall,
He replies “Hello?”

Another question follows up “How are you?”

Still confused, he replies “Fine, thanks”

“What are you doing?”

“Um, I’m in a toilet, what do you think?”

After a brief second, there’s another question “Hehe, can I join you?”

In shock, he replies “No way man, what the hell?”

Then he hears the guy in the next stall saying “I’m sorry babe, I’ll call you back later, some fucking moron thinks I’m talking to him”

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Woman and Guy hit it off
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Woman and Guy hit it off

A woman went to a dance and hit it off with a guy there.

They both liked what they saw and decided to go back to his place. One thing led to another, and soon they gravitated to the bedroom and proceeded to undress.

The first thing he removed was his socks and shoes. She noted his feet were withered and crooked. When asked, he responded that when he was six, he contracted toe-lio.
She looked at him confused. “You mean polio?”

He shook his head and replied, “No…toe-lio.”

He then took off his pants. His knees were knobby and gnarled. She asked him what was up with that.

He told her, “When I was eight, I got the kneesles.”

“You mean measles?”

“No…kneesles.”

Then he removed his underwear. She sighed…

“Let me guess. When you were ten, you got small cocks?”
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The difference between o and O
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The difference between o and O

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says : “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

On Monday , the judge asks the first guy : “How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well , your honor , I persuaded 15 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Fifteen people? That’s wonderful . How did you do it ?” “I used a diagram , your honor . I drew two circles like this : Oo. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.” “That’s admirable ,” says the judge.

Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”

“Well, your honor , I persuaded 127 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Wow!” says the judge. “127 people.! How did you manage to do that?” “Well , I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this : oO. Then I pointed to the little circle and said : ‘This is your asshole before jail”…

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Pilot on public address system
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Pilot on public address system

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he then says to his co-pilot, “What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and blowjob.”

All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run towards the COCKPIT to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says
“Don’t forget the coffee.”

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