Joke of the Day –  Where Y’all From?

Joke of the Day – Where Y’all From?

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: So, where yall from?

The girl from New York said: From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: So, where yall from, BITCH?


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Joke of the Day – Starbucks in Hell

Joke of the Day – Starbucks in Hell

Starbucks in Hell

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn’t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn’t want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, “Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!”


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Joke of the Day –  Random Funny Stuff

Joke of the Day – Random Funny Stuff

We had gay burgalars once. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying…”THAT WAS AWESOME!”

Blue whales can produce over 400 gallons of sperm in one ejaculation. Only 10% of that makes it to the mate. That means that 360 gallons of sperm are let into the ocean every time a whale ejaculates. Try not to swallow to much ocean water… and maybe females should refrain from swimming… I wonder if they can get pregnant with whale babies??

Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply. Leave good message. Me reply fast. But if me no like you, kiss my ass.

A B C D E F G, Gummie Bears are after me!!!! One is Red, one is Blue, a Yellow one just stole my shoe!

There are three kinds of people in the world… those who can count, and those who can’t.

Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk.

My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

One time I tried to drown my fish… It didn’t work too well.

If you are the cable company, I already sent the money. If you are my family, please give me money. If you are my employer, you didn’t pay me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

Dashing through the snow, in a pair of broken skis, screaming as I go, ramming into trees,(boomboomboom) snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead, someone call an ambulance, ’cause I need a hospital bed. Oh, Jingle bells…

Sorry, but I’m away right now. Please leave your name, phone number, where you live, where you hide your money, and the times in which you’re not home, and I’ll get right back to you.

My doctor is so stupid. He says that I have a condition called ADD. He told me that it stood for Attention Def- Hey look! A butterfly!

Last night, when I was camping, I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING???

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

I am currently alphabetizing my M&M’s. Can you tell me what letter to start with?

My keyboard is racist. It has a +, but no Star of David key.

Booty Shakin* Heart Brakin* Madd Hott* Never stop* Short Skirt* Luv 2 flirt* Tyte Jeans* Curvy Hips* Glossed Lips* High Class* Nice Ass* Bangin Style* Sexy Smile* Luscious Thighs* Candy Eyes* Temptin Lips* KilLa Kiss* Tell me can u handle this?

Searching for friends on EBay!

Downloading life… 30%…60%…90%…Complete. Downloading good looks… 0%….0%….0%….0%… – Geek reality

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, only takes 4 muscles to bitch-slap that little fuck upside the head.

Beer, Drugs, Rock n Roll – Speed, Weed, Birth Control – Life’s a bitch and then you die, So fuck this shit – let’s get high!

Love is a sensation caused by a temptation for a guy to stick his location into a girl’s destination for a generation and hope for duplication. Do you understand this explanation, or do u need a demonstration?

If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So, if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.


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Joke of the Day –  southern girl

Joke of the Day – southern girl

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman from Northeast Tennessee arrived. She bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, “Come on, baby….Southern Girl needs new clothes!” As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down….and squealed… “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know… I thought you were watching.”

Moral – Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men… are men.


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