Joke of the Day – Get away with murder
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Joke of the Day – Get away with murder

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years”Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days”George: “*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???”Herman: “Yeah, it was a lawyer.”

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Joke of the Day – Lawyers on a jury
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Joke of the Day – Lawyers on a jury

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a jury. The bailiff returned with a group of lawyers.The prosecutor felt that it would be an interesting experiment to try a case before a jury of lawyers, and the defense counsel had no objection, so a jury was impaneled. And the trial went very quickly — after only an hour of testimony, and very short closing arguments, both sides rested. The jury was then instructed by the judge, and was sent back to the jury room to deliberate.After nearly six hours, the trial court was concerned that the jury had not returned with a verdict. The case had in fact turned out to be every bit as simple as he had expected, and it seemed to him that they should have been back in minutes. He sent the bailiff to the jury room, to see if they needed anything.The bailiff returned, and the judge asked, “Are they close to reaching a verdict?” The bailiff shook his head, and replied, “You’re honor, they’re still doing nomination speeches for the position of foreman.”

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Joke of the Day –  How to Get A Good Night Sleep
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Joke of the Day – How to Get A Good Night Sleep

By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere” he pleaded.” — Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager,” and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” “No problem,” the tired travelers assured him. “I’ll take it.” The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. “How’d you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope, I shut him up in no time” said Dave. “How’d you manage that?” asked the manager. “He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” Dave explained.” I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”

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Joke of the Day – grammar correction
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Joke of the Day – grammar correction

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where y’all from, bitch?”

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