A man just moved to a new town from far away, and one day decides to take a walk around to get to know the area.
While walking down the street and checking out all the stores along the way, he notices one that seemed unusual. The sign above read “Jerry’s Double Flavored Apples.” Curious, the man walks inside to check it out.
He walks up to the storekeeper behind the counter and he begins to ask him about his product.
“I’ve never heard of double flavored apples, how can there be such a thing?” he asks.
The storekeeper replies, “They are exactly as advertised, good sir. My specialty! Think of any combination of flavors, and we have an apple for it!”
Still skeptical, the man asks for a sample. “I must try one before I can believe you” he says.
The storekeeper is happy to oblige, and hands him a carefully selected apple from behind the counter. The man takes a bite.
“Peaches!” he exclaims. “I definitely didn’t expect that.”
The storekeeper then smiles and says “That’s only the half of it. Now flip it over and take another bite.”
So the man flips it over and takes another bite, and his eyes widen. “Tastes like cream! Peaches and cream! This is brilliant! Are you telling me that every apple in this store is flavored like this?”
The storekeeper is now very pleased. He hands the man another apple and tells him to take another bite.
“Strawberries!” The man is now speechless.
The storekeeper says “Now flip it over.”
“Chocolate! Chocolate covered strawberries! This is the most amazing thing ever!”
The storekeeper says “We have all kinds of flavors here. Anything you want, we’ve got it!”
Still baffled and a little unsure, the man asks “Any flavor I want? Are you certain about this?”
The storekeeper confidently replies “Yessir! Anything you can think of, we’ve got it!”
“Yes! Just try me.”
The man then thinks really hard for a moment, and comes up with something. He says “Well, there’s one thing I haven’t tasted in a very, very long time. I would really like to taste some good pussy again. If you can get me one that tastes like some really good pussy, I’ll finally believe you.”
The storekeeper is now delighted, and says “Ah, sir, you’re in luck! I have just the thing for you! Wait here.” Then, he goes into the back room. Minutes later, he comes out with a perfectly shaped, shiny red apple. “Here,” he says excitedly, “try this!”
Equally delighted, the man takes the apple, and takes a large bite. He chews it slowly for a moment, but his face quickly turns sour and spits the apple out in disgust.
“Shit!! This apple tastes like total shit! What the hell is this you gave me??”
The storekeeper then says, “Ah, now flip it over…”
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