After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer.
As he’s getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life?”
To which Jesus replies,”You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy.”
The man asks,”Jesus, why is life so hard?”
To which Jesus replies,”That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful.”
The man asks again,”How was the universe created?”
Jesus replies,”I’m sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I’m trying to mow your lawn.”
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