Wife and Husand in Court
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Wife and Husand in Court

The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.”

The judge then asked, “how many peaches were in the can?”

“Six,” replied the woman.

After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total.

At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn’t know what to do.

And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, “your honor, wait!”

The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.

“She also stole a can of peas!”

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Sniffer
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Sniffer

A man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane, when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in-between them. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why he’s allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he’s a DEA-Agent, Sniffing-dog.

His name is Sniffer, and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”

The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says “Watch this. He tells Sniffer to ‘search'”. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent’s arm. The agent says, “Good boy”, and he turns to the man and says: “That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.” “Say, that’s pretty neat.” replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent’s arm. The agent says, “That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I m making a note of his seat number for the police.” “I like it!” says his seat mate.

The agent then tells Sniffer to “search” again. Sniffer walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment, and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and proceeds to poop all over the place. The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour and can’t figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, “What’s going on?”
The agent nervously replies, “He just found a bomb!”

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Contemplating jumping
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Contemplating jumping

At a bar, a group of drinkers watch on as the 7pm news shows a man at the top of a skyscraper, contemplating jumping.

A man at the bar says to the blonde sitting next to him that he is willing to bet her $100 that the man on the TV will jump. The blonde accepts the bet, and they continue to watch the news.

Not one minute later, the man unfortunately jumps down and plummets to his death. The blonde is dismayed, but hands the man next to her the $100 she owes him.

After pausing for a second, he says: “no I can’t accept this. I actually saw this happen on the 4pm news, this was only a replay. It would be unfair of me to take your money.”

The blonde replies: “oh yes, I also saw it on the earlier news. I didn’t think he’d do it again!”

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3 Soviet men
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3 Soviet men

Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag. One of them asks the two others: “So what did you do?”

The first one answers: “Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat.”

The second one answers: “Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers.”

Then they turn to the one who asked the question: “How about you, then?”

“Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West.”

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