This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks “I notice you’ve been watching that guy for some time now. Do you know him?”
“Yes” she replies. “He’s my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s awesome” the husband replies. “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”
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