One day a lion wakes up in a bad mood and summons the other animals in the jungle.

“I want each of you to tell a joke, but I warn you that if anyone of you fails to laugh, I’ll kill the one who told it. Let’s see, monkey, you will be first.”

Shaking with fear the monkey begins, “Two men are in the street and…”

When he finishes, everyone bursts out laughing save the tortoise. “The tortoise didn’t laugh!” roars the lion, pouncing on the monkey and ripping him to pieces. Then he orders, “Elephant, you’re next.”

Cursing through clenched teeth, the elephant begins, “A drunk walks into a bar and…”

When he finishes, all the animals split their sides laughing except the tortoise, who remains impassive. “The tortoise didn’t think it was funny!” exclaimed the lion who, seeing that the furious elephant is about to step on the tortoise, kills the elephant with his claws.

By now, everyone wants to murder the tortoise, but nobody dares move. “Now it’s your turn, tiger,” orders the lion.

The scared tiger begins, “They say that Little Red Riding Hood…”

At that moment, the tortoise falls over laughing. “What’s with you?” bellows the lion. “Tiger hasn’t finished yet…”

To which the tortoise replies, “The monkey’s joke is hilarious!”

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