A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and wont eat it if they know what it is, so he doesnt tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, Whats for dinner dad?

Youll see, he replies. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

Ok, says her dad, Heres a hint. Its what your mother sometimes calls me.

His daughter screams …. Dont eat it, Jimmy! Its a fucking asshole!

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