Three guys compare their stories of how drunk they were the night before. The first guy says, I was so drunk, I went home and beat my wife.

The second guy says, That is nothing, I went home, knocked over a candle, and burned my house down.

The third guys says, Now THAT is nothing. I went home and blew chunks.

The other two guys say, So what? That isnt bad at all.

The third guy responds, I dont think you understand. Chunks is my dog.

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