The Australian, the Frenchman and the Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.

After I have zee sex wiz my wife said the Frenchman, I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.

After I screw my wife, drawled the Canadian, I pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. Shes in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.

Me?, says the Aussie. When Ive finished with my old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!

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