Joke of the Day: Unable to perform

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.

Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.

The medicine man says, “I can cure this, but you can use this powerful healing only once a year! All you have to do is say ‘123,’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish! When your partner can take no more sex, all she has to say is ‘1234’, and it will go down. But be warned, you will not rise again for another year.”

That night the old man slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, and says “123” and suddenly, he has the hugest erection ever, just as the medicine man promised!

His wife turns over and asks, “What did you say ‘123’ for ?

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