[Read in a Rodney Dangerfield voice]

I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off.

I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.

Finally leave the house for work and the doorknob comes loose and just breaks off.

I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.

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