A man walks into a bar and glances at the menu.

Sandwiches, $2
Hand jobs, $5

He calls over to the waitress, a gorgeous young blonde woman who appeared to be in her mid-twenties.

“Hey, hi there. Are you the one doing the hand jobs?”

She smiles thinly, “Yes sir, I am.”

“Well, wash your hands and put on some gloves. I’d like a sandwich.”

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