A Marine received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home…

It read as follows:

Ray,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I’m really sorry.

Love, Sarah

P.S. Please return the picture you have of me

The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 54 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Sarah, along with this letter:

Sarah,

I can’t quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.
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Take care, Ray