Three middle-aged women sit on a porch and joke about their husbands and agree to use soda pop to describe each man’s penis.

The first women says “Mountain Dew.” as her husband gets hard like a mountain and just wants to “do do do”

The second women describes her husband’s penis as “7up” because “It’s 7 inches long and it’s always up”

The third women when asked how she would describe her husbands penis, says “it’s like RC cola”

When asked, “Why RC cola?”

She responds with “Because I fucking hate RC cola.”
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