A man gets so drunk at a bar that he pukes down the front of his shirt. He begins freaking out and says, “oh no! What do I do? My wife said if she caught me drinking too much again that she would throw me out of the house.”

A fellow patron emerges with a plan. “Give me $20.” Desperate he gives it to him. The patron proceeds to stuff the $20 bill into the mans puke covered front shirt pocket and says, “go home. when you get there, tell your wife that someone else at the bar got so drunk that they puked on your shirt and as an apology stuffed $20 in your pocket for your troubles.”

The man decides to give it a shot and heads home

“Honey, I’m home!”

“Oh no George you got drunk again! There’s puke all over your shirt.”

“No I swear I didn’t. Another guy at the bar got so drunk he threw up on my shirt and put $20 in my shirt pocket to make up for it. Check my pocket.”

The wife reached into his pocket and sure enough pulled out money.

She then said, “I thought you said it was $20. There’s $40 here.”

“Oh yeah. He also shit my pants.”

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