Joke of the Day: Rachel’s Roommate

Joke of the Day: Rachel’s Roommate

Rachel invited her mother over for dinner.

During the meal, her mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Rachel’s roommate was.

She had long been suspicious is Rachel may be a lesbian and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Rachel and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading her mom’s thoughts, Rachel volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Kim and I are just roommates, I am not a lesbian.”

About a week later, Kim came to Rachel and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Rachel said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”

So she sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, Rachel received a letter from her mother which read: “Dear Daughter, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Kim, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Kim. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.” “Love – Mum”


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