A guy checks into a hotel and he’s horny, so he figures he’ll call one of the women that advertise in phone booths. He pops into a phone booth near the hotel, finds an ad for “Erogenique,” and when he gets back to his room, he calls. A woman answers and says, “Hel-loww …”

He thinks to himself, “Man, does she sound hot.”

He says, “Hi. I, uh, hear you give a great massage, so I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait … I should be straight with you. What I really want is sex. I want it hard and hot, and I want it now. Please bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go all night … you can tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup & whipped cream, anything you want. How’s that sound?”

She says, “That sounds fantastic. Now please dial 9 for an outside line.”

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