Three Europeans went to America when they all get captured by Native Americans who want to kill them. The Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it.

So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native Americans say “Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs so the Native Americans kill him.

The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native Americans tell him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, I’m ticklish and thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

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