A man is walking on a beach, and finds a lamp containing a genie that offers him 3 wishes, however, whatever his wish, his mother-in-law gets double of it.
The man is upset at first since he hated his mother-in-law, but decides to try it out.
“I wish for a hundred million dollars” the man told the genie.
The genie nods his head, and $100,000,000 appears before the man.
“Gtanted, but Your mother-in-law now has $200,000,000 as well” said the genie.
“Aww man… okay… I wish for a 100 room mansion, with servants”.
The genie nods, and a massive mansion appeared by the man, with a full crew of servants lined up in front.
“Granted, but your mother-in-law now has TWO mansions, and twice as many servants” the genie replied, “You have one wish remaining”.
“Man, this is some bull…I hate that old bat…” the man said as he thought about his last wish.
Suddenly he smiled widely, picks up a tree branch, and hands it to the genie.
“What is this?” The genie asked.
“I wish for you to take this stick, and beat me half to death!”
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