Grandpa and grandson are on the porch. The grandpa is smoking a cigar. The grandson asks “ Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?”

Grandpa replies “Well does your dick touch your asshole?”

The grandson is confused but replies “No.”

“Well then you can’t have a puff!”

The next day, Grandpa and Grandson are on the porch. This time the Grandpa is drinking a beer. The grandson asks “Can I have a sip of your beer?”

Grandpa replies “Does your dick touch your asshole?”

Grandson “No.”

“Then you can’t have a sip!”

The third day, both are on the porch again. This time the grandson is eating an ice cream cone. The grandpa asks “Oh can I have a lick of your ice cream?”

The grandson replies “Well does your dick touch your asshole?”

Grandpa proudly affirms “Why yes! Yes it does!”

Grandson: “Then go and fuck yourself!”

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