A goth, a weeb and a brony walks into a bar. Bartender says well looky here! We don’t see you people often in here. So how about this, I’ma make you an offer. Each one of you say the most embarrassing thing you have done, and the person with the most cringe-worthy story gets a drink for free.

The Goth said, well I cut my ex’s name in my arms, I tried to burn it off using sulphuric acid but ended up in an ICU. The weeb then said, well that’s nothing, I once tried to pick up this Asian girl by talking to her in Japanese for 20 minutes, only to find out that she is ethnically Chinese, and was born and raised in California. But I really liked her so I stalked her for half a year and got an restraining order filed against me.

The brony sighed loudly. He inhaled hard on his cigarette, held it for a while and exhaled a long stream of thick smoke. Scratching his neckbeard staring at the ceiling, he said: Can you believe the judge thought these two little cocksuckers should stay with me instead of their mom?

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