A woman puts an ad in a newspaper to find a new husband.

The ad states, “I need a man that won’t beat me, won’t chase after me, and is good in bed.”

The next day she hears a ring at her doorbell. She answers the door to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

The woman: Can I help you?

The man: I’m here to answer your ad in the newspaper about finding a new husband.

The woman: But you don’t have any arms!

The man: Well I guess I can’t beat you.

The woman: You also don’t have any legs!

The man: Well I guess I can’t chase after you.

The woman: How are you going to be good in bed?

The man: How the hell do you think I rang the doorbell?

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