I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer and he hated the menus. The bartender didn’t like the space bar. And I caught my waiter crying after he took my order. I didn’t understand why all the servers were down.

So when I saw the task manager, I asked him what was wrong. He said, seems your food keeps getting stuck in testing. I asked if it needed to be debugged. He told me those aren’t bugs, they’re features. I asked if I could get some chips while I waited. He told me only if I also accepted all cookies. I said no. Then BLAM! He hit me. I said what the hell was that?! He said, a denial of service attack. I started to curse him out, but he threw me out for being a cursor. Jokes on him though: I didn’t have enough cache anyway.

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