Dugly is an inmate in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Ray.

After taking some time to size Ray up and decide that he can trust him, Dugly tells Ray about his plan to escape.

“You see, ” Dugly says, “for the first 5 years I was inside, I trained my digestive system to follow my command. Now I can eat something, and it comes out broken down into its components.” Ray is skeptical but intrigued.

Dugly continues: “For the last five years, I’ve been swallowing pieces off my uniform. It’s perfect because the guards just think it’s rats chewing on it.”

So Ray asks, “Well, what does that have to do with me? How can I help?”

Dugly says, “Well, the pieces of fabric come out as individual fibers. I figure by this time next year, we’ll have enough to fashion a rope to get over the wall. I just need you to tie the fibers.”

Ray, disgusted, says, “You have got to be kidding me!”

And Dugly says, “I shit, you knot.”

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