Old West Joke

A cowboy is hitching his horse in front of the saloon when a man storms out with a pistol. The cowboy walks into the bar, past a barfly with a half-empty drink, orders a beer and asks the barfly

“Who’s the guy who just stormed out looking for trouble?”

The barfly responds “Oh him? That’s Jake the Killer, he’s the meanest gun in the west with a bounty of a hundred dollars on him. I’m the lawman sent to deliver the bounty to whoever shoots him down.”

The cowboy says “A hundred dollars! Hold my beer!” And runs out the door. The cowboy shoots Jake dead and comes back into the bar to collect his pay. The Barfly is waiting for him and drinking the cowboy’s beer.
The cowboy says “I shot him down, give me the hundred dollars and my beer.”

The barfly responds “Sir I don’t know who you are or what your talking about, but this is my beer. If you have a problem with that we can take it outside after I finish my drink.”

The cowboy storms out of the bar with his pistol in his hands and a mean look in his eyes.

Just then another cowboy walks into the saloon, orders a beer, and asks the barfly who that dangerous looking man is.

The barfly sets down his half empty mug of beer and says, “Oh him? That’s Jake the Killer.”

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