Taxi driver, fresh on the scene, picks up his first passenger. The driver started to head to the location requested by the passenger. 10 whole minutes had passed with complete silence. The radio wasn’t even turned on. A fitting comedown from the hectic workday the passenger had.

He then notices a Denver Broncos bobble head toy on the drivers dashboard, and is inclined to tell him they were his father’s favourite team.

“Hey, ma-”

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!” The driver shouts in a terrified, screechy fashion. He loses control of the wheel, swerves left, crashes into a fruit stall, swerves right and then collides with a lamppost. Bringing the sudden chaoticness to and end.

A moment passes.

“Dude, WTF!” The passenger complained. The driver then apologised. “Sorry, man. It’s my first time on the job and I haven’t adjusted from my previous job yet.”

“What did you do before this?”
“I drove a hearse.”

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