Kenny and Rachel

One day Kenny went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada. He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.

Kenny, with his Newfoundland accent says: “ I would like to see Rachel.”

The hostess replies: “ok, she is just finishing up and will be with you momentarily.”

Rachel comes out and leads Kenny into the back where she immediately gets right to business. Peg says “$100 for a bj and $200 for the full meal deal.” Kenny hands her 200 and she rocks his world.

The next day, Kenny comes back, at the same time and asks the same hostess to see Rachel. This time, Peg was on standby and ready. Rachel, remembering Kenny, asked him if he wanted to do the same as the day before. Kenny nods, hands peg 2 c-notes and away they go.

The third day, Kenny is back. The hostess says: “let me guess, you’re here to see Rachel.” Kenny replied “yes bye!” The hostess directed him down the hall to the back room where she was.

Rachel, now warming up to Kenny starts to get into a little small talk with him. She asks Kenny: “where are you from? Kenny proudly says: “St. John’s, Newfoundland!” Rachel’s expression shows even more curiosity as she says: “so am I! What neighborhood do you live in? !” Kenny replies: “East Meadows.” Startled, Rachel says “my parents live in East Meadows!” Kenny says: “I know. They’re next door to me and asked me to bring you $600.”

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