This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries . . . but now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race . . . youre a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework . . . youre a pansy.

If you work too hard . . . theres never any time for her.

If you dont work enough . . . youre a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay . . . this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay . . . you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her . . . that is favoritism

If she gets a job ahead of you . . . its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks . . . its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet . . . its male indifference.

If you cry . . . youre a wimp.

If you dont . . . youre an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her . . . youre a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you . . . shes a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy . . . thats domination.

If SHE asks you . . . its a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear . . . youre a pervert.

If you dont . . . youre gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape . . . youre sexist.

If you dont . . . youre unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape . . . youre vain.

If you dont . . . youre a slob.

If you buy her flowers . . . youre after something.

If you dont . . . youre not thoughtful.

If youre proud of your achievements . . . youre full of yourself.

If you dont . . . youre not ambitious.

If she has a headache . . . shes tired.

If you have a headache . . . you dont love her anymore.

If you want it too often . . . youre oversexed.

If you dont . . . there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!

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