This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries . . . but now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race . . . youre a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework . . . youre a pansy.
If you work too hard . . . theres never any time for her.
If you dont work enough . . . youre a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay . . . this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay . . . you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her . . . that is favoritism
If she gets a job ahead of you . . . its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks . . . its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet . . . its male indifference.
If you cry . . . youre a wimp.
If you dont . . . youre an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her . . . youre a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you . . . shes a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy . . . thats domination.
If SHE asks you . . . its a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear . . . youre a pervert.
If you dont . . . youre gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape . . . youre sexist.
If you dont . . . youre unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape . . . youre vain.
If you dont . . . youre a slob.
If you buy her flowers . . . youre after something.
If you dont . . . youre not thoughtful.
If youre proud of your achievements . . . youre full of yourself.
If you dont . . . youre not ambitious.
If she has a headache . . . shes tired.
If you have a headache . . . you dont love her anymore.
If you want it too often . . . youre oversexed.
If you dont . . . there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to!
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