A man gets pulled over for swerving.
The Police officer says to the driver, “Sir, I’m going to need you to take a breathalyzer test for me.”
Driver: “I’m sorry officer, I can’t do that.”
Police officer: “Why not, sir?”
Driver: “Because I have asthma and it will aggravate my condition.”
Police officer: “Okay sir, then I’m going to prick your finger and draw a drop of blood to test.”
Driver: “Oh I’m sorry officer, I won’t be able to do that either.”
Police officer: “What is the problem, sir?”
Driver: “Well you see, the thing is that I’m anemic.”
Police officer: “Okay sir, then I’m going to need to ask you to step out of the car and walk the line at the side of the road.”
Driver: “I’m sorry officer, but I can’t do that either.”
Police officer: “And why is that, sir?”
Driver: “Because I’m drunk.”
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