A British man, a French man and a Spanish man
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A British man, a French man and a Spanish man

A British man, a French man and a Spanish man are caught stealing in a foreign country.

They are prosecuted and the judge sentences them all to 100 lashes each. However he wants to look lenient in the eyes of their respective countries so he reduces the lashes to twenty and allows them to have two requests each before being lashed.

The Spanish is first to be lashed and requests a bottle of tequila and a pillow strapped to his back. They let him drink the tequila and strap the pillow to his back and then commence the lashes. After 5 lashes the pillow breaks and they keep lashing him. After the 20 lashes he’s bawling and his back is horribly scared. They haul him away to be sent back to Spain.

The French man is next and he requests two pillows (one per request). After 10 lashes the pillows break and they continue with the next 10. By the end he’s also horribly scarred and bawling, but not as bad as the Spanish guy.

While they are hauling off the French guy the judge turns to the Brit and says “Well it’s your turn now. What do you request?”

The British man responds “First I want the original punishment of 100 lashes. I don’t believe I should get off easy.”

The Judge yells “You’re crazy! why would you do that?”

The Brit responds “Because my next request is to have the French man strapped to my back.”

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