Joke of the Day – Corporate Condoms

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: ‘Cause hey — you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condoms: Keeps going and going …
KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin’ good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can’t have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm good.

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Joke of the Day – Three guys

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. “I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.” The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. “I’m a cop”, says the first man. “Then we will shoot your penis off!”, said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. “I’m a firemen”, said the second man. “Then we will burn your penis off!”, said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, “And you, what do you do for a living?” And the third man answered, ” I’m a lollipop salesman! ”

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Joke of the Day – An Irishman

An Irishman was coming out of a pub one night after a few Guinesses. When he walked out the door, he was accosted by a masked gunman who said “Are you a Catholic or are you Protestant? The Irishman didn’t know how to answer, because the thought to himself “If I say Catholic, I could get killed, and if I say I’m Protestant, I could get killed.” So, quickly he answered “I’m Jewish.” The gunman replied “Well aren’t I the luckiest Arab in Ireland!!!”

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Joke of the Day – young boy

A young boy who had been staring out the airplane’s window before takeoff asked his mother, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, do big planes have baby planes?” The mother suggested he ask the nearby stewardess who was preparing for takeoff. The boy walked up to the stewardess and asked in the most innocent voice, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, do big planes have baby planes?” The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?” The boy nodded. “Well, then, you tell mommy that our airline doesn’t have any baby planes because we always pull out on time. Now fasten your seatbelts!”

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