Archive for March, 2007

Joke of the Day – Stress Management

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seculsion from that place called the world. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear. […]

Demerit System used by Women

For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects… Sorry, […]

Joke of the Day – Period

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he […]

Joke of the Day – Little Red Riding Hood’s Observations

One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when she sees a wolf sitting under a tree with its ears erect and his mouth stretched in a big toothy grin. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The wolf just grins and looks a bit wild about the […]