Birthday Girl

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off
He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied,
Still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;
The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a Mc Donald’s
Where he ordered her a Happy Meal
With extra fries and a chocolate shake..
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,
A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets……M&M’s..
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
And collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
And lovingly asked,

‘Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’
Her eyes slowly opened
And her expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

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Married couple at dinner

A married couple is having dinner…

Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again?
Husband: honestly hon, I don’t know

Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do?
Husband: yeah, I love this house. I don’t see any reason to go through the trouble of moving out

Wife: would you two sleep in the same bed as us?
Husband: I think so. We have a really comfortable bed, I don’t see a reason to get a new one

Wife: would you two eat off the same dishes as us?
Husband: yeah, I love these dishes. They’re beautiful and easy to clean, I don’t need a new set of dishes.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes?
Husband: Now that’s just silly, of course not. She’s much too thin to wear any of them.

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