A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy [...]
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it [...]
Why don’t we see baby pigeons? Do corpses wear underwear? Let’s say it’s Monday. When the clock is changing from 11:59pm to 12:00am at the exact split second in the transition is it Monday or Tuesday? What if it’s the last day of March going into April? What month is it? If you aren’t aloud [...]
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth. What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot. What did the blonde say after her doctor told her she was pregnant? “Is it mine?” How [...]