Let’s see if I understand how America works lately… If a woman burns her thighs on a hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the retaurant. If your teenage son kills himself, you blame rock and roll music or the musician he liked. If you smoke three packs of cigarettes [...]
Tale 1: “I was watching the local news this morning when the anchor reported that the police had arrested two suspects for an extremely brutal murder in our area. The reporter stood there with a straight face and said that the District Attorney’s office was going for the death penalty because they had proof that [...]
A man walking on the beach found an empty bottle. He picked up the bottle and a genie popped out. “You have freed me from that bottle,” said the genie. “I will grant you three wishes, but for every wish you make every lawyer in the world gets doubled of what you wished for.” “OK,” [...]
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they [...]